February 2012
54 posts
I guess it's not Valentine's Day until you have a...
Lecturer: She tossed the ring into the well which was a symbol of her sexual awakening.
Friend: I don't get it, how is that a symbol?
Me: Ahhh, her ring... is... wet.
Happy Violentine
ghoulfriendk:
Who will write a song for me To change the rules of my game Happy Violentine Happy Violent Please no flowers as they die Bad jokes and I eat you raw
katy perry looks like the fairy godmother from shrek 2
That awkward moment when you're so tired from... →