February 2011
220 posts
January 2011
261 posts
Why can't life be a slut? Sluts are easy.
that awkward moment when you wake up from a nap...
mahcjkenzee:
i started getting ready for school because i thought it was 5:30am not 5:30pm . now i’m really fucking confused about life .
I'm jealous of girls that:
are naturally beautiful.
have nice boobs.
have a flat stomach.
make silly faces and still look cute.
eat as much as they want but they don’t gain weight.
look cute in “hobo-ish” clothes.
have flawless features
have no pimples/blemishes.
have beauty and brains.
have a nice ass.
can get any guy they want
anally:
<3
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
When you send a text to the wrong person...
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.